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$PONZI · Solana · Pre-launch

You’re early.

So was everyone
below you.

And there
are others.

What it is

Everyone says crypto is a ponzi.
This one just is.1

A token that does the thing the whole asset class is accused of doing — deliberately, in the open, with the paperwork attached. Then you stake it, and it pays you in SOL every hour out of its own trading fees. That part, disappointingly, is real.

§ 01 — How it works

Three steps. None
of them are hard.

  1. 01

    Open an account

    Connect any wallet. We don’t ask questions — we wouldn’t know what to do with the answers.

  2. 02

    Fund it

    Send SOL. It becomes our SOL. Most people find this part surprising, which is itself the surprising part.

  3. 03

    Stake it

    Your returns are paid by the trading fees, which are paid by everyone who trades. This is not a criticism of the model. It is the model.

Get started on Jupiter How the distribution works

Requires Phantom or Solflare and a tolerance for consequences.

§ 02 — The numbers

SOL distributed to date
0.000
Participants staked
0
Your tier if you join today
Tier 1
Recovery scheme
None

Nothing has been distributed yet. The first figure updates hourly once trading opens and can only ever rise, being a running total. No rate is published anywhere on this site, because a rate would be a forecast.

Total supply
1,000,000,000
Transaction tax
0% buy · 0% sell
Liquidity
Locked · Meteora
Distribution
Hourly, in SOL
Funded by
Trading fees
Contract
Publishes at launch
Stake vault
Publishes at launch

§ 03 — The collection

Forty-two exhibits.
One scheme.

The fund keeps a collection. It is catalogued, numbered, and published in full on the advice of nobody. Six of the forty-two are below.

See all forty-two exhibits →

§ 04 — Disclosures

Read this part.
It is the only part
that is true.

1 It is. That is the entire product. There is no second layer to the joke and no plan underneath it.

$PONZI is a meme coin. It has no intrinsic value, no utility and no roadmap. It does not represent equity, debt, a claim on any asset, or a share of anything. It does have revenue, in the narrow sense that trading it produces a fee, and that fee is the entirety of the distribution. That is a mechanism, not a business.

Distributions are variable and frequently zero. They depend on other people trading a meme coin, which is not a dependable thing to depend upon. A distribution is not interest, not yield, not a dividend and not a promise of return. Staking requires depositing tokens into a contract, and contracts get exploited; if that happens the tokens are gone and there is no recourse.

Nothing on this page is financial advice, an offer, or a solicitation. The film above is an illustration. The figures are zero because nothing has launched; they are not a forecast.

The brokerage furniture on this page — the account language, the disclosures, the registration number — is satire. PONZI is not a brokerage and is not affiliated with, endorsed by or connected to any brokerage, exchange or financial institution.

You should assume that you will lose money. Most people who buy tokens like this one lose money. That has always been the bit, and stating it plainly does not make it less likely to happen to you.

Do your own research. Then don’t do this.